Cupcake Creeper

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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lnfamy:

i’m so scared that i’m never going to be able to delete my blog and i’ll be 30 and reblogging funny yahoo answers screen caps

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warpinggravity:

imagine having this power

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menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

deansass:

snarkydean:

but if you sell your soul to a demon in return for being immortal do you just become soulless after a decade?

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LOOPHOLES

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w7he:

The Flame Queen King

w7he:

The Flame Queen King

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putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

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meme4u:

my life

gnarly:

we all have that one person that makes you switch your phone to silent everytime they text you

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Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.
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? I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.”  I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship.   (via brittanyjoyal)

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em-preg:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

imagine

em-preg:

cucothewizard:

paperstar:

macklemoth:

awwww-cute:

Keeping the babies warm

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A F*CKING BIRD WITH 8 LEGS

7 vaganias

maybe more

imagine

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The best moment in tv history

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whethervane:

whethervane:

t0xicgarbageisland:

i wanted to do Gravity Falls art and this is what happened
i ship it like fed ex

i need to watch gravity falls for SO MANY REASONS

HEY, REMEMBER THIS

whethervane:

whethervane:

t0xicgarbageisland:

i wanted to do Gravity Falls art and this is what happened

i ship it like fed ex

i need to watch gravity falls for SO MANY REASONS

HEY, REMEMBER THIS

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ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

Alex Hirsch

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the gravity falls fandom

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